Glamdemic, by FerreTT

Glamdemic

by FerreTT

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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

shipping out on or around April 26, 2024

Purchasable with gift card

$10 USD or more
Cassette + Digital Album
It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Cassette release limited to 100 total units!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

shipping out on or around April 26, 2024

Purchasable with gift card

$10 USD or more
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Vinyl release limited to 250 total units!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

shipping out on or around April 26, 2024

Purchasable with gift card

$20 USD or more

1.	Let It All Hang Out on a Saturday Night 04:36	lyrics	buy track
Buckle up Mouth shut It’s Saturday night, it’s finally here Come alive Energize A pack of smokes and a couple of beers Weekend warriors come out of your cave The day has come for your soul to be saved snake skin boots, ready to go Jeans and leather, not crackerjack clothes From Queens Blvd. to the BQE Glam metals’ conquering the NYC We love it loud We blast it proud The time has arrived Let it all hang out on a Saturday night I feel so good I feel so right I never want this evening to end Let it all hang out on a Saturday night We’re here to party, not to fight Let it all hang out on a Saturday night Saddle up Go nuts It’s Saturday night, it’s finally here Smoke grass Get ass The night is young, there’s nothing to fear The East river is flowing with booze If you don’t feel the vibe, you were born to lose Snorting lines in the back of a cab The rush is strong, it can drive you mad From the lower east side to Brooklyn North Scream with me till your throat gets horse We love it loud We blast it proud Tonight’s the night!
2.	Don't Tell Jen 04:38	lyrics	buy track
I love my little lady, that ain’t no joke But there’s some things that she don’t need to know There’s a beast down deep inside of me It can’t be tamed, needs to be unleashed It needs sex and liquor to survive I’ll do it’s bidding, won’t let it die Tonight I’m gonna paint the town red Gonna wake up in the gutter feeling like I’m half dead! I drank so much that now my head is spinning My baby thinks I’m picking up my dry cleaning! (Fresh and pressed) [Chorus] Don’t tell Jen, where I’ve been Don’t tell Jen about the mess I’m in Don’t tell Jen about my sins She can’t find out that it happened again Once it starts it’s all systems go There’s no stopping until I say so This crazy urge takes control of the night Strip clubs, blackjack, and bars fights I live for the moment and I live fast Sport cars, boat rides, and first class I know it looks bad, but please don’t tell We’ll cap the night off at the brothel! She don’t know when I walk out the door I’m snorting cocaine and banging whores! (I need more!) [Chorus] x2 [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] (whispered) [Chorus full] [Choruses] with gang vocals
3.	Glamdemic 04:21	lyrics	buy track
You thought you had killed us You thought we were through You thought glam metal was yesterday’s news You said it was over That It ain’t so cool That strippers and blow were just for fools You forced on to the world your weak ass tunes Unplugged amps and pretentious views Well your shit is lame! It ain’t no fun! And now your time on earth is done Cause we’re back from the dead And ready to fight! We ride for revenge To take back the night! We know you’re afraid! Go run and hide! The time has come For your music to die [chorus] Grunge is dead! Glam is back! We’ll burn your flannel Metal attack! Grunge is dead! Glam is back! We’ll wipe Seattle right off the map! A new resurrection Ready to strike In the underground we’ve been bidding our time Well the clock has struck midnight The hour draws near The chosen warriors are finally here Soldiers in leather We gather with might Together taking rock n roll to new heights So raise your fist in the air Put your foot on pedal For we are New York City Glam Metal Thunder and lightning! And hairspray bombs! We’ve assembled an army Sound the alarms We’re pounding beer! Smoking grass! Blasting lines! Getting ass!
4.	Hat Trick 03:31	lyrics	buy track
The suns going down, now let the games begin My swaggers high and I’m in it to win Ive got a one track mind and the will to succeed Tonight 3 women are coming home with me Boozin’, cruisin’, taking what I want tonight The defense is weak they ain’t got much of a fight [chorus] One two three, I’m going for the Hat Trick On their knees, I’m shooting for the Hat Trick Sins in the bin, I’m working on the Hat Trick Bang all night, I’m gunning for the Hat Trick My forecheck game knows how to make em wet Their bodies quiver as I attack their nets Three on one, we have the whole damn night to go And I’ll fill em up with my rock n’ roll I’ve been in the hall of fame since I was born My name will be engraved on the cup by dawn [Chorus] [Solo] [Chorus] [Gangs] I’m going for the Hat Trick I’m shooting for the Hat Trick I’m working on the Hat Trick I’m gunning for the Hat Trick
5.	It's Not Hard to Let Go 05:05	lyrics	buy track
Like an angel from the sky You fell right down into my life Times were great, but feelings change I know things will never be the same What we had has withered away Its just a matter of counting the days Your lies and deceit has torn it all apart Our faded dream brings tears to my eyes I never wanted this love to die But I won’t let you stab me in the heart [chorus] It’s not hard to let go You gotta go on, on with the show It’s not hard to let go Can’t turn back time on the radio The Pain is real but I’ll be strong I’ll move on before very long I never wanna see your face again [chorus] [solo] I remember when you loved me I remember when you were my rock But those times, they are so long gone Times ticking from a broken clock And I remember your betrayal I remember when you weren’t there And now today is a new day And you’re looking worse for wear [chorus]
6.	Drinking Beers 05:40	lyrics	buy track
I'm real uptight, it’s been a long day Douchebags and boneheads getting in my way I need to let loose, lay it all out I think you know what I'm talking about My mouth is dry, I’m so damn thirsty The week has shown me no mercy But the answer is very clear Now's the time to drink some beers Cause I need a beer tonight And I got one in my sight RAISE YOUR GLASSES! (CHORUS) Drinking beers Smoking up Raising hell all night Rocking out Eating pie Heavy metal till you die Pints poured straight from the tap Drunk girls on my lap Lots of lagers, stouts, and ales Soon they're ready to get nailed Have a bonus round of shots FerreTT playing on the jukebox Time to head to the next bar We can walk, it ain't too far Cause i'm drinking beers tonight Out till the morning light RAISE YOUR GLASSES! (CHORUS) Solo (CHORUS) Tonight we shall all drink beers till 6 AM We shall blast Ratt, Exciter, and Nihilist to the break of dawn We shall take turns banging chicks while the rest of us watch multiple horror movies in the other room And most importantly, we will do it all again tomorrow (CHORUS)
7.	Amateur Night 03:02	lyrics	buy track
It’s the first Wednesday of the month This little lady’s gonna tout her stuff Tonight’s her chance to get on stage Flaunt to the world what all the boys crave Her routine is set, she climbs that pole Slowly takes off all her clothes The crowd goes wild as she dances her dance Love guns rising in their pants [Chorus] It’s amateur night down at the playhouse And all the girls wanna be stars It’s amateur night down at the playhouse Midwest tittie bar It’s amateur night and they’re all lined up Ready to show their goods Looking for that one big break To go to Hollywood To go to Hollywood To go to Hollywood Yeahhhhhh The field is strong, one through nine The competition’s looking real fine She jiggles those jugs and shakes that ass Need to impress the people real fast For they are the judges of the interstate They are the ones she needs to satiate There’s only one winner, is now her time? The spotlight all that’s on her mind [Chorus] [Solo] [Chorus]
8.	Amber Alert 04:49	lyrics	buy track
She changed my life when she walked on in the door Melted my heart right down to the core Touched me like I’ve never touch been before Her tender love, I just had to have some more! She said she’d take me to the highest of highs And let me tell ya that was no lie She cast a spell that can’t be denied It made me feel like I could fly When two hearts beat as one All else seems so dumb She’s got that power That magic power But life sometimes it deals a losing hand She picked on up, went to a foreign land She left our love buried in the sand Now I feel like a broken man Now she’s gone and I don’t know why My empty soul makes me want to cry I never wanted it to be goodbye I know I’ll find her, I have to try! Inside I still burn Yearn for her return I know she’s out there I feel she’s out there [Chorus] I’ve been looking for her Out in the streets Over the seas It’s an Amber Alert Search near and far In every bar I’ll look on Mars It’s an Amber Alert I know she’s out there I feel she’s out there I know she’s out there I feel she’s out there [Chorus]
9.	Farmer Vincent's Fritters 04:09	lyrics	buy track
On a dark roadside I got a busy night tonight My deadly trap is set for you In this old motel An unspoken evil dwells And it’s got a sister too My garden is hungry It’s hungry for you No use in fighting Your life is doomed Rockers and bikers And swingers and whores It don’t discriminate There’s always room for more [Chorus] It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s Fritters All kinds of creatures of the night And I promise it won’t hurt when I plant you in the earth You’ll be smoked meat across the land You try and run away with fright But you won’t make it home alive Now your life belongs to me It’s not my fault you’re ignorant You’re the key ingredient In my secret recipe You’ll never wake up From this terrible dream Your throats been cut To quiet your screams Business is booming and there’s orders to fill It’s nothing personal When I go for the kill
10.	House of the Holy (Food for the Gods) 08:19	lyrics	buy track
Another crazy night is coming to a close We’ve been all over town We’ve been to parts unknown One more round of shots before they close this bar The drinks are strong tonight They sure have hit us hard We light some cigarettes and contemplate our move We’re feeling unfulfilled Oh boy what shall we do? There lies a hunger deep inside that can’t be tamed Its a longing like no other It only has one name The guiding light pierces through the night the path is clear To what we hold so dear A chariot of steel pulls up into the dark The journey now begins It’s time to embark Blazing through the night , we ride along in style Across empty streets Mile after mile Anticipation builds, thoughts of ecstasy We approach the great drawbridge In all it’s majesty A cathedral looms so grand draped in blue and white The holiest of sites Silhouetted in the night Architecture of desire, always in high demand The line goes out the lot Nothing like it in the land The craving intensifies as our turn draws near the naturalist of highs It’s the reason why we’re here We’ve made it at last A chateau of class Premier cuisine Gourmet to the seams The Minutes seem like days, the hour’s getting late But the castle never shuts It’s hallowed entrance gate Shout into the void, we humbly request Food for the gods The best of best [Epic Ending] Through the window there lies a treasure chest that’s heaven sent Steamed to perfection a delicacy that’s meant for thee The case we crave is in our possession, with affection A blissful aroma penetrates the air , too much to bare Like savages we smash open the crate, we cannot wait One bite of brilliance brings euphoria, it’s glorious There is no getting full, there’s always room, we must consume A house of succulent ceremonies, so holy