Amateur Night

from Glamdemic by FerreTT

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

ships out within 5 days

Purchasable with gift card

$10 USD or more
Cassette + Digital Album
It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Cassette release limited to 100 total units!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

ships out within 5 days

Purchasable with gift card

$10 USD or more
Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Vinyl release limited to 250 total units!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

ships out within 5 days

Purchasable with gift card

$20 USD or more

lyrics

It’s the first Wednesday of the month
This little lady’s gonna tout her stuff
Tonight’s her chance to get on stage
Flaunt to the world what all the boys crave
Her routine is set, she climbs that pole
Slowly takes off all her clothes
The crowd goes wild as she dances her dance
Love guns rising in their pants

[Chorus]
It’s amateur night down at the playhouse
And all the girls wanna be stars
It’s amateur night down at the playhouse
Midwest tittie bar
It’s amateur night and they’re all lined up
Ready to show their goods
Looking for that one big break
To go to Hollywood
To go to Hollywood
To go to Hollywood
Yeahhhhhh

The field is strong, one through nine
The competition’s looking real fine
She jiggles those jugs and shakes that ass
Need to impress the people real fast
For they are the judges of the interstate
They are the ones she needs to satiate
There’s only one winner, is now her time?
The spotlight all that’s on her mind

[Chorus]

[Solo]

[Chorus]