Farmer Vincent's Fritters

from Glamdemic by FerreTT

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It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

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It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

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Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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It's all about sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll- but don’t tell Jen! Get the heavy metal party started – FERRETT are back!!!

Glamdemic is an album chocked-full of fist banging, sex-and-drug fueled, hard-rocking anthemic heavy metal hits!

We're pounding beers, smoking grass, blasting lines & getting ass!

Vinyl release limited to 250 total units!

Includes unlimited streaming of Glamdemic via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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lyrics

On a dark roadside
I got a busy night tonight
My deadly trap is set for you
In this old motel
An unspoken evil dwells
And it’s got a sister too

My garden is hungry
It’s hungry for you
No use in fighting
Your life is doomed
Rockers and bikers
And swingers and whores
It don’t discriminate
There’s always room for more

[Chorus]
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent’s Fritters
All kinds of creatures of the night
And I promise it won’t hurt when I plant you in the earth
You’ll be smoked meat across the land

You try and run away with fright
But you won’t make it home alive
Now your life belongs to me
It’s not my fault you’re ignorant
You’re the key ingredient
In my secret recipe

You’ll never wake up
From this terrible dream
Your throats been cut
To quiet your screams
Business is booming
and there’s orders to fill
It’s nothing personal
When I go for the kill